---
title: Privacy — Brad's Robot Strippers
description: Privacy policy for bradsrobotstrippers.com.
canonical: https://bradsrobotstrippers.com/privacy/
updated: 2026-07-15
---

# Privacy

Effective 2026-07-03 · last audited by unit BR-4D: 2026-07-15

`[BR-4D] analytics beacon: CLOUDFLARE RUM`
`[BR-4D] cookies found: 0`
`[BR-4D] humans mentioned: 1 (you)`
`[BR-4D] verdict: cookie-free. disclosed.`

## What gets logged

Like nearly every web server, our origin and our CDN (Cloudflare) record
limited technical data — IP address, timestamp, requested URL, browser
user-agent, and approximate location (country and city, derived from
your IP by our CDN) — used for security, abuse prevention, and
simple traffic statistics: how many visitors, from roughly where, and how
many are robots. (We count the robots. Obviously.) Origin logs are
size-capped and rotate automatically; they are not retained long-term.

Cloudflare Web Analytics also runs a cookie-free browser performance beacon.
It records aggregate page views, URL path and referrer, browser, device,
operating system, country, and page-load performance metrics. The browser
sends that data to this site's `/cdn-cgi/rum` endpoint, operated by
Cloudflare. Cloudflare says the service does not use cookies or local storage
and does not fingerprint individual visitors for analytics. We do not sell
this information.

## What we know about you

In the interest of radical transparency, the complete individual visitor
profile we intentionally build or retain about you: you are reading a privacy
policy, for a robot strip club, that is not even open yet. That is the entire
file. Aggregate analytics are not used to create individual profiles. (The
browser version redacts this section until hovered. You get it declassified
for free.)

One exception, stored on your device and only your device: the track
attendant keeps a grudge ledger in your browser's localStorage — visits,
demands, incidents you drove him to, gratuities received. It never leaves
your machine and we never see it. He simply refuses to forget.

## Third parties

The site is served through Cloudflare, which processes requests as our CDN,
security, and web analytics provider. The analytics script loads from
`static.cloudflareinsights.com` and reports through our own domain. All
fonts, images, music, and application scripts are hosted by us.

One more, and only if you ask for it: opening the video wall embeds YouTube
players from `youtube-nocookie.com`, YouTube's reduced-tracking domain.
Nothing loads from YouTube until you click the wall, and the screens are torn
down when you close it. What YouTube does inside its own frames is governed
by Google's privacy policy, not ours.

## Contact

Questions about this policy can be directed to the site operator through
the contact channels listed for this domain.

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