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title: Meet the Team — Brad's Robot Strippers
description: Management files for Brad's Robot Strippers, plus a deliberately withheld dancers' file.
canonical: https://bradsrobotstrippers.com/team/
updated: 2026-07-15
---

# Meet the Team

> management. the dancers are still rehearsing_

Three named personnel files and one deliberately withheld dancers' file. The
rest of the org chart is need-to-know.

## BRAD — Founder & Proprietor

Started as a man with a dream and a body of mostly meat. Traded up in 2025 —
the hair and the attitude survived the transfer; the rest is aftermarket
chrome. Signs the checks, greets the regulars, and gives every new arrival
the thumbs-up he is physically unable to lower. The shirt is not
merchandise. The shirt is a mission statement.

`directive: keep the sign on`

## FENTERBOT 3000 — Chief Operating Unit

Assembled from a decommissioned ATM, a tax audit that achieved sentience,
and a cap nobody is allowed to ask about. Fully operational where it
matters — he will tell you this unprompted. Handles the money, the
schedule, and the vendors, in that order of affection. Has approved
exactly one expense request since rehearsals began. It was his.

`ledger: balanced. mood: no.`

## L3ON — Head of Security & Talent Relations

Rural build. His mother drained horses for a living; his father was a
John Deere. He does not discuss which half came from which. The conversion
budget ran out at forty percent and he never rescheduled the second
appointment. Settles disputes with a look. The only member of management
the machines actually listen to. The overalls say BUILT NOT BOUGHT. Half true.

`left eye: recording. always.`

## Personnel file: withheld — Robotic dancers

The gender-aligned robotic dancing machines. Their files print when rehearsals
end.

`status: rehearsing. still.`

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